this is when i was talking to a white chick wile pretending to be stereotypical black person on the phone

i was talking toChelsie Brinson some chick i barely know
and just to let you all know wood is another word for weed... i found that out last week

royalsaint117:whats good lil homie?

Chelsie Brinson:um what?

royalsaint117:what whats up my new Mc D's loven homie

Chelsie Brinson:huh?

royalsaint117:lol...my Mc D's loven homie what up?

Chelsie Brinson:lol a whole lot of nothin wbu?

royalsaint117:umma loven them quarter pounders...and tha Colonel of them Kentucky chicken delights

Chelsie Brinson:okay?

royalsaint117:lol...fo'shizzle

Chelsie Brinson:wow did you eat sugar for breakfast?

royalsaint117:naw lil new fly homie...iam just been my natural cracka lovin self

Chelsie Brinson:hmmm ok

royalsaint117:you know how it is homie...

Chelsie Brinson:yea i guess

royalsaint117:sometimes i dont get down wit them saltines alot...and i get down with tha get down... on them caramel's...ya feel meh

Chelsie Brinson:haha wow

royalsaint117:wow..lil grass hopper...you get me like them hoe's that be on them street corners

Chelsie Brinson:haha yea i am just awesome like that

royalsaint117:fo rizzle...umma be doin it like them rednecks and umma crack a whip on them bitches hoes who go buck wild on yo ass...i dont play like that...cause i show my homies some love

Chelsie Brinson:ok thats good i guess

Steven Mejia:lol...you funny ass wigga

Chelsie Brinson:lol

royalsaint117:yo be kickin is like them soccer players in yo crib?

Chelsie Brinson:yea i guess

royalsaint117:what you be doin?...doing a little puff puff and pass on them rookies?

Chelsie Brinson:haha no i quit that.. i just sit here and listen to music

royalsaint117:oh...you be jammin like them mute and deaf people...and chill

Chelsie Brinson:yea that sounds about right

royalsaint117:you be gettin me...not like those rednecks who chill on tha chairs who do be yellin darkie at meh

Chelsie Brinson:no

royalsaint117:WHAT?you dont be getting me like a Dj cutting records like he in tha club with some fine ass bitches?

Chelsie Brinson:NO NO NO NO NO.. it was the second part that i said no to

royalsaint117:.............okay mane

Chelsie Brinson:k

royalsaint117:do you hit that wood?

Chelsie Brinson:did you just ask me if i have sex?

royalsaint117:lol...naw homie i asked if you been rollen up them fatties and flyin eatin up them stars

Chelsie Brinson: ooo ok...uh... no i think so

royaslsaint117:oh i be...i be doin it like them rock stars

Chelsie Brinson:sweetness

royalsaint117:unless them bitch n***as be crusin the hoods...shootin them 45's you get me.?..i be hatin when dat be happening

Chelsie Brinson:yea... i have been helpin my dad

royalsaint117:awwwl...it all good...you do be keepin it real with yo family...

Chelsie Brinson:yea they are my life

royalsaint11:like crackheads on them pipes...lol

Chelsie Brinson:lol

royalsaint117:so you be bogglin eyed any of them crackers or are you another one of gods lovin children

Chelsie Brinson:hmm well i believe in god but i dont go to church and i dont talk about him all the time

royalsaint117:DAMN WIGGA..that be doing god like a grilled piece of chicken...no one like grilled

Chelsie Brinson:y do u say that

royalsaint117:
lol...i assume yall do be like that

Chelsie Brinson:hmmmm what?

royalsaint117:do yo do god like grilled chicken?

this is tha part when she hangs up